25 points for convincing me you were a yung and kewl fontasy fan.
25 points for Rage of Thrones, because the more times I watch it, the more I realize I sound like that guy when I rant.
25 points for having an erection at the wrong time in the episode — that takes some courage to admit.
25 points for the deep analysis of the story’s symbolism.
Minus 5 points, because Daenerys is Jon’s aunt.
Add it all up, and that’s 45 points, because I’m applying Benioff & Weiss’ writing approach to basic arithmetic.
The good news is, I want to share an incredible new show that makes way more sense than the original.
The bad news is I wrote a review of the series finale that’s almost as long as the script.