50 claps for finally sharing your identity with the world of Medium. Minus 5 claps for taking the selfie after you shaved and took off your hat. I always knew there was a reason you chose that avatar photo. It must have been great grandpa Gutbloom!
(Edit: Damn. I should have read all the comments before feverishly opening my photoshop tool box. Also, Fuck Medium as I never saw this post when it was originally published. I found your response on your profile to Lisa Renée’s comment, which led me to the reveal.)