You can imagine my surprise when I saw there was a whole section for Medium editors and curators. So, when I shouted Go to Hell after being rejected, it seems to have worked! Also, a Tweeter told me that only 10% of Medium editors and curators get through the Pearly Gates.
Robert W. Locke
50 claps: that one line brought such a smile to my face!
One small correction, though. You are not in hell or purgatory, you are in Curgatory™.