No, I’m talking about three-year-old writing gems that have been covered under the detritis of a billion Medium articles on how to make money by writing online or how much money someone made writing online about how much money they made with an article about making money by writing online.
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Don’t see your reflection, congratulations! You’re not a narcissist, but you may be a vampire.
See your reflection in the mirror, but don’t know it’s you, congratulations! You’re not a narcissist, but you’re probably a zombie.
See your reflection in the mirror and try to butt heads with it, congratulations…
Let’s just say that my sense of humor is an acquired taste… like chocolate-covered pickle ice cream garnished with fire ants.
While most of you out there have the good sense to ignore my rabble-rousing, rants, and ruminations, I am grateful to those who have read and clapped for my…
And it will probably go on for a long, long time, despite how strongly readers may feel that I’ve killed music with my song parodies, including a great collaboration with Mike Range in which “American Pie” takes on a whole new meaning.
But if you enjoyed my humorous approach to…
After years of being ignored by the algorithm, I decided to poke and prod it like a laboratory hamster. At first, I didn’t realize it, but now I see that the algorithm is the wheel, and we are the hamsters.
NOTE: You don’t have to dig deep in the weeds to find people who answer political questions a little like this. …
So let the chips fall where they may. Parentheses dammit it won’t let me put it (Mark to start one of my usual stream of consciousness comments within a comment. Oh) that was my reaction to the software actually putting in (mark)) oh wow this works. I’m so thrilled with…
Like Michael Corleone, I was trying to go legit. No more sports stories for a writing platform that buries my stories faster than The Godfather’s soldatos.
In addition to analyzing what makes Djokovic one of the greatest champions in tennis history, I have documented his bizarre actions and words over…
As the s̶e̶l̶f̶-̶p̶r̶o̶c̶l̶a̶i̶m̶e̶d̶ u̶n̶i̶v̶e̶r̶s̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶p̶r̶a̶i̶s̶e̶d̶ resident graphic design professional in these parts, I have taken my role as a̶r̶t̶ ̶s̶n̶o̶b̶ a̶n̶g̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶n̶k̶ arbiter of good taste in corporate communications seriously.
I shined a light on Medium’s technique of using snooty wine descriptions in order to convince you that their sausage…
I hadn’t been writing much the last few months as I’ve been wasting my time on even less important pursuits.
When I came back one day, I saw a big white 5 inside my green notification circle and felt a little thrill — even though it took five days to…
Ad agency creative director, writer & designer at https://guttmanshapiro.com. Former pro tennis player and peak performance coach for professional athletes.
