As always, you gave me a couple of big laughs.

However, you forgot that the Michaels have a solid small ball 5 in Mychal Thompson (homophones count, your rules), who helped the Lakers win back to back titles.

Conley-Jordan-Cooper-Finley-Thompson sounds like a pretty awesome line up of death, and might be competitive against team Kevin (Johnson-Durant-Love-Garnett-McHale).

But their bench just mops the floor with every one else: Bibby-Redd-Dunleavy-Miller-Beasley