Bad form, sir. Don’t make me laugh harder than I was while reading the original post. As someone who remains a permanent member of the unwashed masses (those who can’t even gain entry to the great stadium in which the Grammar Games were contested), I can attest to the various levels of snackage and activities one might expect.

At least I can cling to those sweet distant memories when I was able to rub elbows with such luminaries as Ellie Guzman, Notorious DCI, Gutbloom, Tood Hannula, Graham Anderson, Greg Gueldner, Eliot Nichols and so many others.