Dear Kel, Congratulations on your new writing gig.
I think we all mourned losing you in our own way. I was pretty angry experiencing your cyber bullying and not being able to do anything about it. I honored you with donuts, and the vagina of doom, and was inspired to update a fable to explain what you taught me about sexism.
You were also immortalized by Todd Hannula 🤓 in The Grammar Games. (FWIW, your invitation is still open, although I doubt whether paid writers will stoop to socialize with the tattered remnants of the rebellion.)
It feels weird how all those emotions were roiling only five weeks ago, but now you’ve risen like a virtual phoenix, and we’re all happy about it.
So welcome back and please allow me to open the door for you. What, too soon?