Devon, it was so great that you could nip your fear in the butt. :)
OMG, I was on the edge of my seat!
It’s alway better when you finally get something like this off your… never mind, all’s well that ends well.
I don’t want to sound like an ass, but I wish you would have shown us a shot of the real toilet. That would have added so much more drama and suspense to your butt-heart wrenching rendezvous.
But this was an incredible post that should be immortalized.
You deserve the Silver Medal for the bathroom Olympics.
Top 3 Moments in toilet history:
- Martin Luther strains to produce the Reformation
- Your “we’ll always have Paris moment”
- (ancient spoiler) Tywin Lassiter’s untimely end in GOT season 4
Thank you for sharing such a wonderful tail.