Devon, it was so great that you could nip your fear in the butt. :)

OMG, I was on the edge of my seat!

It’s alway better when you finally get something like this off your… never mind, all’s well that ends well.

I don’t want to sound like an ass, but I wish you would have shown us a shot of the real toilet. That would have added so much more drama and suspense to your butt-heart wrenching rendezvous.

But this was an incredible post that should be immortalized.

You deserve the Silver Medal for the bathroom Olympics.

Top 3 Moments in toilet history:

  1. Martin Luther strains to produce the Reformation
  2. Your “we’ll always have Paris moment”
  3. (ancient spoiler) Tywin Lassiter’s untimely end in GOT season 4

Thank you for sharing such a wonderful tail.

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