Given the brain-dead, road-kill quality of this type of article, premature ejaculation sounds like…

And then, it was over. Like a premature ejaculation. I stupidly read the story again, thinking I missed something. The nugget. The money shot. I even ha…

Three Minutes I’ll Never Get Back

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Lon Shapiro

Dec 8, 2019·1 min read

Given the brain-dead, road-kill quality of this type of article, premature ejaculation sounds like you got really lucky.

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Ad agency creative director, writer & designer at https://guttmanshapiro.com. Former pro tennis player and peak performance coach for professional athletes.

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