Have you learned nothing, old friend? Like the last man on the bench with a two-way contract, bouncing back and forth between anonymity in the big leagues and semi-stardom in the G-league, we write our best at all times, because it is our passion for the sport, the drive to be the best we can be, and the need to be prepared at all times, just in case our number gets called.

There’s rarely a day when I don’t think of Shrodinger’s cat’s article that may or may not save the world.