I hope you were referring to my humorous references to sex confessional market penetration and the need for writers to give 133%, because those were the only real jokes I made.

This was one of the most serious pieces I’ve ever written, and there’s hardly a highlight or a comment to be found because of the lack of one-liners.

Since you mentioned the need to affirm your sanity, I have just the thing for you, a customized personality test I created for writers.

If you want to laugh more, there’s a sea of green highlights in my other articles analyzing the hamster wheel known as Medium: