It’s so bad, but how can I not like a Simon and Garfunkle reference? Now you inspired me to look for song references just from this picture:

  1. I’d rather be a hammer than a nail, yes I would, if only could, I surely would.
  2. There must be 50 ways to lose your cover.
  3. And he carries the reminders
    Of ev’ry glove that laid him down
    Or sacked him till he cried out
    In his anger and his shame
    “I am leaving, I am leaving”
  4. When times get rough
    And friends just can’t be found
  5. I’m empty and aching and I don’t know why
  6. I’m dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
  7. Homeward bound,
    I wish I was,
    Homeward bound,
  8. [To the mirror:] I cannot feel my hand. You’re a stranger now unto me
  9. the concussion that was planted in my brain
    Still remains…

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