Look at the ingredients of any American mayonnaise and you will see it is truly an abomination that should be only served by the concession stands in the nine circles of Hell (or at Lakers games this season).

“…the mustard came off the hot dog!”

According to the prophet, Chick Hearn, when describing one of the worst mistakes a basketball, a player who loses the ball while trying to showboat.

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