Love the time stamp. The 15 minutes of eating donuts was priceless.
There were so many lines that made me laugh, plus the image of Drew.
Descending into the deepest reaches of Medium reminded me of a collaborative parody the gang here did long before the paywall was erected:
“Don’t you understand anything?” the Emperor hissed. “You are online writers. You don’t get paid. You should be paying us for the privilege of writing for Medium. Perhaps we should discuss selling disk space for your articles at the next board meeting, now that they are permanently and securely stored on our servers,” snarled the Emperor.
Speaking of collaborative writing, are you interested in joining the story below?
You and Mike Range would be a fantastic addition to this not-quite-so-noir mystery story.