Spice Up Your Love Life with this Revolutionary Smart Phone App
Don’t be a dick — be a Dick with Class™
Have too many women complained about your insensitivity and sexism because you send out dick pics?
Are you tired of hearing “don’t touch-a da mango?”
Then it’s time to take your game to a whole new level!
Take the time to write a beautiful letter or learn to recite a Shakespearean sonnet to your true love. You may not understand what it means, but the woman of your dreams will appreciate the effort.
But if you just can’t wait to text her, win over the love of your life (or the next two minutes) here’s the next best thing…
Download “Dicks With Class™” the amazing new smart phone relationship app!
Send her one of these symbolic and inspirational photos of famous “Dicks”, instead of using your own (hopefully less famous) image.
Women will melt over messages specifically categorized for her mood and level of desire.
“I will make you my queen”
“Bewitched by your love”
“Te quiero, mamacita”
“We are bound by unseen forces”
“I want to rock with you”
“I love to cuddle”
“I’ll make you laugh when we get down and dirty”
“I’m a generous lover and always ready to share”
“I will encourage you and bring out the best in you”
“I’m so excited to be with you!”
“Take me for a spin, baby!”
“Darling, you shall be my Cleopatra”
“I’m ready to do business”
“Honey, let’s get down and sweaty!”
“I know I’m a dick, but I’ll make you laugh”
User warning: avoid these options at all costs
Never send a Dick pick that is aggressive, penetrating…
“You goin’ down and you’re gonna like it”
Or dark and twisted…
“I am not a criminal”
And for goodness sake, don’t send something obscene and pornographic…
“Come with me to the dark side”
Why send a card when you can send a Dick with Class™?
Get the Starter Pack for FREE! Expansion packs and updates are available for only $1.99.
Available on the App Store™ and Google Play™.
All photos from http://www.famousbirthdays.com/names/dick.html
