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Have too many women complained about your insensitivity and sexism because you send out dick pics?

Are you tired of hearing “don’t touch-a da mango?”

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Creative director, writer & designer at https://guttmanshapiro.com. Former pro tennis player and peak performance coach. Teach the world one joke at a time

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Lon Shapiro

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Creative director, writer & designer at https://guttmanshapiro.com. Former pro tennis player and peak performance coach. Teach the world one joke at a time

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