DRECK™ is the official province of the Tribune of Medium, Gutbloom. I even designed a special official seal for him to certify its authenticity.

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According to Theasurus.com, there are:

  • 47 synonyms for nonsense, and dreck isn’t one of them.
  • 27 synonyms for trash, and dreck isn’t one of them.
  • 24 synonyms for bullshit, and dreck isn’t one of them.
  • 24 synonyms for bunk, and dreck isn’t one of them.
  • 18 synonyms for vomit, and dreck isn’t one of them.
  • 17 synonyms for shit, and dreck isn’t one of them.
  • 14 synonyms for crap, and dreck isn’t one of them.
  • 6 synonyms for hot air, and dreck isn’t one of them.

And there are 20 synonyms for garbage, other than dreck.

You have 181 words at your disposal to describe the turds disguised as popular self-help articles that clog up Medium.

Use them in good health, sir.

May you live long and prosper according to your own perceptions of said characteristics.

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Ad agency creative director, writer & designer at https://guttmanshapiro.com. Former pro tennis player and peak performance coach for professional athletes.

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