No one could ever siphon away your readers. Lord knows, I try. Sigh.

But seriously, did you notice that Medium now lets people turn their comments into a story? Who needs to post a link when you can attach yourself to a brilliant, funny whale (in terms of readership) of an article like a literary Remora?

Does this mean I suck? (comments have been turned off)

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