Olivia, I know it’s a serious article, and the men who send UDPs are idiots, but you wrote some pretty funny stuff.
Predictably, I will now bombard you with Dick pics.
However, I guarantee that you will enjoy this far more evolved form of communication:
These dick pics will spice up your love life!!
Categorized for your gal’s moods and desires.
(Warning: the very last photo may be deemed crude and obscene).