OMG, yur a perfesser and you wanna turn in homework that don’t folla the rules and think im gonna accept it like im some looser teacher that swallows bullcrap, as if, like, ya know, you told me “my dog ate my homework,” lol. butt nice try!

Puleeze, read the rules in the TL;DR notes I had to add at the end of the post for slackers like YOU.

Or, I could go through your past work on the site and quote some text you wrote, attribute it to you, and figure out how to fit it into the story, if you don’t want to do the heavy lifting.

“Write or do not, sign-ups none there are.”