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12. The End of the Clippers Curse

By moving to Seattle and reclaiming the Sonics name, fans and heritage, Ballmer finally ends the Clippers curse, leading to the kind of scenario we would normally expect from the Lakers or Celtics:

  1. Blake Griffin stays healthy, while playing at an undervalued contract.

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