Thanks for the heart, I guess.

First of all, they have already written a book of cat Mad Libs.

Secondly, I’m trying to provide a service to people in need who are jonesing for hearts. This is like a matter of life and death, not just a furry family member.

I wish people who have no interest in stories wouldn’t come online and criticize someone else’s work. To quote the great Darin Ross,

“Would you walk into a Wendy’s, look around at all the people eating hamburgers, then announce that you hate hamburgers? I’m guessing you would not.”

Next thing, you’re going to tell me you’re a vegetarian and go into fast food places to tell people you don’t like burgers.