Thanks, Michelle. A hilarious wake up call! I want to know how the rest of the story turns out!

On the other hand, if Well Done writing leaves the reader wanting more, Medium writing will beat every dead horse in the Colosseum bloodied to a pulp and f*cked up beyond all recognition. And we, the unwashed masses, with nary a C stitched upon our togas, stand outside the arena, unlike my friends Sherry and The Bosha who enjoy the spectacle from the cheap seats.

Out of deference to my favorite writers mentioned above, I invite them to begin the festivities. Come on Morgan, we know you’re out there. Ellie, you have already commented, rev up the Cuntblaster 6000, and give us 200 words. Please?

It is now 5:30 GMT. Can someone keep the ball rolling by midnight? Will the Gods of Medium deign to play? Because this is a real, not an imagined challenge I have laid upon your feet, Jon.

Let the Grammar Games begin!

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