The Mede For:

Goes to me for:

Here’s my “future” tweet written in December 2016:

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You will notice I predicted the bombing of Syria a full five months before the event took place, but on a date that was almost three months later than said event. My award crashing announcement comes exactly eight days after the deadline for submissions. Coincidence? I think not.

Here is a picture of my Mede award proudly displayed as I shovel real, as opposed to virtual, manure-like matter in order to complete our new drought-resistant landscaping on a balmy 93-degree August afternoon in Southern California.

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Dreck feeling right at home with manure.

I would get up on the stage and give an acceptance speech, but I am too tired after filling, transporting and then spreading approximately one-hundred-and-seven wheel barrows full of the stuff.

Thanks, oh Tribune of Small. (With all the writers and publications leaving this platform shouldn’t we rename it with something more size appropriate?)

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Ad agency creative director, writer & designer at https://guttmanshapiro.com. Former pro tennis player and peak performance coach for professional athletes.

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