The only problem with cartoons is I can’t highlight them… waitaminute, I’m a professional artist with photoshop skills and no morals about using unauthorized artwork.

And here I thought I came up with a good portmanteau in solicititilation.

Evangeachimps is my favorite word of the day!

It works on so many levels: the cult-like, mindless proselytizing, so often accompanied by corruption and quid pro quo; the infinite monkey theorem that proposes even Medium’s self-help writers could eventually type something of literary value; and, of course, the ubiquitous use of email lists to maximize your earning potential.