This is the best thing ever.
There is nothing less informative or interesting than on-the-scene TV reporters. They are useless pretty faces who only entertain us when they do something stupid or embarrassing in front of the camera. Like this guy:
Or this guy:
Also, I love your drawings. Every one of your articles should start with one.
Trivia point: if the man’s pubic hairs were drawn to blow in the wind the same way as his head and beard, your portrayal of his genitals would have been a fantastic caricature of Genghis Tang. As it is, I have to make a number of wise ass comments:
- It’s amazing how you slipped a dick pic into one of your articles.
- I never realized where the term dick head came from; now it’s obvious.
- Everyone has talked about the relationship between the size of a man’s hands and his penis, but now I’m thinking about noses.
[Side Rant: I was incensed at this type of reporting the day after the Las Vegas mass shooting. A woman reporter was talking to a young female survivor who had gone to the concert with a friend. The girl rambled on about her cell phone and her friends in a way that almost sounded like she was recounting a day at the mall instead of being thrown into the middle of a war zone. It was the worst kind of reporting, used only to fill up the 24/7 news cycle. But the worst thing was the reporter who had to add something to make it sound like this was meaningful news. She babbled something about the power of female friendship.]