This should be an impossibility for Celtics fans. As much as I hate what Houston has done to my beloved basketball, I could never actually root for Boston. My only hope is that Marcus Smart guards James Harden and they simultaneously knock each other out of the game with two of their never-to-be-whistled stealth fouls.

  1. Are never called in the TD Garden, because they are needed in Houston
  2. So James Harden can play football on a basketball court, using defenders as tackling dummies.

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