Todd, I love your idea for an anti-trending publication for us. Naturally, none of us will agree on anything. As Gutbloom, president of the Listicle Writers of America, would tell you, none of us would join an organization that would welcome as a members (with apologies to Groucho Marx).

Having said that, if “The Antidote” is not the chosen name, here are some additional suggestions for our anti-trending publication:

Cynics Anonymous

Burnt

Charbroiled

Killjoys

Get off my lawn, you troublemakers

The Cat Herders

The Anti-Contrarians

Survivors of Listicular Cancer