"Why would you throw our money away like that?"

My wife asks me the same question, but I tell her my paltry earnings pay for the membership.

(I just neglect the part about being flooded by "crap frrom students of Grammarly U who inbreed the same unoriginal thought to create this freakshow.")

Then she asks "why would you waste so much time writing for pennies per hour?"

I still haven't come up with an answer to that one.

Still, it's always great to have you and the Mrs Roy around.