With a 99.99% degree of certainty, this is my favorite Holly Wood story. It was understated, scientific, self-aware, and eloquent as you built your case to a quiet but powerful conclusion about the all the narcissistic idiots in this country.
Thank you.
Update: Holly your story and this other statistician inspired me to come up with a truly bodacious mathematically flawless and statistically significant way to understand the comments by so many people on Medium. I hope this helps to clarify all the differences of opinion and would love to get your considered academic opinion: