You made me laugh so hard this morning, because I realized the truth in what you wrote. No, not about flaming gerbils, you pervert. The part about how fragile our reputations are, and how impossible it is to disprove a negative.

In the run up to the tragic Iraq War, untried war criminal Donald Rumsfeld once “proved” the existence of non-existent WMDs by saying “the absence of evidence does not prove the evidence is absent.”

The church’s best argument for the existence of God is the impossibility of disproving the existence of a place that can only be accessed after one is dead.

And then, there’s you, sir, shouting “J’accuse!” across the internet.