You’re like the Jesse Pinkman of self help gurus, like a wiry hyperactive Buddha floating by on a skateboard saying “chop wood, carry water, bitches.”

Worry — the interest you pay on sh*t that may never happen in the future.

Expectations — if you can eliminate them and live wholly in the present, even better.

“Just do it already” Nike ads for procrastinators.

“Punch it in the face”: FDR’s most famous fireside chat about nothing to fear but fear itself, updated

Well done!